The 2015 Pen/Faulkner Awards
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"The happy news is that the two hundred years are nearly up, and I will be free of this circus which masquerades as a household."
"...it is an unfortunate fact that the triplets never communicate at a decibel below earsplitting unless they are Up to No Good."
"I only know that any action ever taken by any Bellweather family member has always, and will always, result in crisis"